// terminal-grade uptime monitoring

Know it's down
before your users do.

HTTP, SSL, TCP, DNS, ping and keyword checks from multiple regions. Paged the instant something breaks — with status pages your users actually trust.

no credit card · free forever tier · self-hostable

  uptime.ooo — live
uptime watch omemo.global
omemo.global   UP   42ms  eu-west
omemo.global   UP   51ms  local
tls cert expires in 68 days
uptime (90d): 99.98%  · 0 incidents

everything you need to stay up

Serious monitoring, self-hostable, without the enterprise price tag.

multi-region checks

Probe from anywhere. Alert only when a quorum of regions agree it's down — a flaky network hop never wakes you at 3am.

instant, smart alerts

Email, webhook, Slack, Telegram. Confirmation thresholds kill false alarms; escalation re-pages until acknowledged.

status pages

Branded public pages on your own domain, verified over DNS, with 90-day history and an incident timeline.

secure by default

Two-factor auth, argon2id, and SSRF-guarded probes that can't be turned against your internal network.

maintenance windows

Schedule planned downtime and we suppress the alerts — while still recording the real history.

api & self-host

A clean REST API, org-scoped keys, team roles, and a single self-hostable binary. Your data, your rules.

pay with crypto

Upgrade with Bitcoin, Ethereum, USDC and more — or a card via Stripe. Private, no account required, plan activates on confirmation.

simple, honest pricing

Start free. Upgrade when you outgrow it. Pay by card or crypto. Downgrade anytime.

free
$0 forever
  • 5 monitors
  • 60s min interval
  • 1 status page
  • all check types & channels
  • multi-region & API
$ start free
business
$99/mo
  • 500 monitors
  • 10s min interval
  • 100 status pages
  • all check types & channels
  • multi-region & API
choose business
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